BAH HUMBUG

Grrrr......!!!!

I am officially physically falling apart. I messed my back up real bad at the gym earlier this week and it still hurts to walk and prevents me from a good night's sleep. I'm seeing someone on Tuesday but it doesn't seem soon enough.

I have another UTI which is painful and inconvenient. This has been a recurrent, chronic problem for me this year and my doctor seems to think it's due to an anatomy abnormality. does that mean I'm deformed? I don't want them anymore! I'm so good about keeping myself healthy, I just don't get it!

And now my lovah thinks i'm a hypochondriac! I'm not! I AM in pain, I AM suffering from health ailments. I'm NOT overreacting! How dare you accuse me of such?! Empathy, compassion? ya, thanks.

AND I now have to get dressed up and look pretty for a corporate function and I feel like poop. One of my best girlfriends asked me to come to her office Xmas party weeks ago and, at the time, I was excited by the thought of spending time with her, having a free dinner and drinks and looking pretty. Now I just can't muster the energy to do any of it. I could only bend over and paint two toenails until my back said NO more. Why don't I have a personal pedicurist on call like J-LO?
well, perhaps I should go get ready now. I have 20 minutes.
FUCK BALLS.